the rules

[geasel]

Welcome to Ozquits. For the safety and convenience of your fellow passengers, please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times. If your ticketing agent provided you with the exit option, you will find the exits here and here.

Ozquits has no rules. If, however, you are a timid sort who finds lack of structure intimidating, you may choose to follow these simple suggestions:

1: Don't be an asshole. Nobody likes an asshole.

1': If you must ignore rule 1, there's a special forum for that.

2: A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds [1].

3: Tip your waitress.

4: If you mention Hitler, you lose [2].

5: The wombats may appear cute, but they are in fact wild creatures with armored buttocks. Do not taunt the wombats.

7: Hey, pull my finger!

8: See rule 6.

Again, thank you for travelling with us to Oz or wherever your final destination may be. And do try the fish, it's excellent.

[1] Emerson.
[2] Godwin [3].
[3] but not really.